A man is in bed with his wife when they hear a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door to see a man standing there. It doesn't take him long to realise the man is drunk.
"Hi there", slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to collect the kids from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's door? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "Go downstairs and help him."
So the husband gets dressed and goes down to help him. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts,"Hey, do you still want a push?"
He hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
Still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies," Over here on your swing"
2007-06-10 03:35:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh dude where did you find this joke?
LOL
wait..
that didnt happen to you right?
naw im playin'
heh
you silly silly boy
2007-06-11 15:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by Mila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-10 00:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! Very funny! The man must have pushed far far away after that!
2007-06-10 04:14:44 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he, lovely joke lol 10/10 thank you Rumplestiltskin...Can you really spin Gold from straw?...
2007-06-10 03:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts funny, thanx for the laugh! ☺
2007-06-10 04:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
9/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-10 03:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha you managed to push a chuckle out of me!!
:-)))
2007-06-10 03:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh kinda funny i guess
2007-06-10 04:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very cute joke, lol,
2007-06-10 04:06:55 · answer #9 · answered by Kimmy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness let them sleep will you lol
2007-06-10 05:07:49 · answer #10 · answered by Prudie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋