what is the funniest saying you have heard or no ?
2007-06-09 22:06:46 · 11 answers · asked by jess y 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
i dunno....there is so many. but i like this one..its not the cough that carry you off you should be worried about,its the coffin they carry you off in .
2007-06-10 01:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by Emmie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If a man kicks a chicken, one of them is sick."
~from The Fiddler on the Roof; the character speaking is hung-over, but it's funny anyway.
I don't think I could pick the "funniest" daying of all--there are so many!
2007-06-10 06:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
-woody allen-
2007-06-10 03:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by unguviolets 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
2007-06-10 03:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by grizzie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From my father... when he got disgusted and didn't want to say something rude around us kids. (I'm now 60)
"Wouldn't that make you wanna kiss a pig?"
2007-06-10 18:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by waterbrother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Never moon a werewolf." Mike Binder
2007-06-11 05:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hush, little, bright line, don't you cry,
You'll be a cliche by and by.
--Fred Allen
2007-06-09 23:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We should get Jerseys cuz we'de make a good team"
2007-06-09 22:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If I knew grandchildern were so much fun, I would have had them first!"
2007-06-11 07:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by Prufrock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red,
violets are blue;
all poems rhyme,
this one doesn't!
2007-06-09 22:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by Chuck T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋