A teacher is teaching a class and asks one boy, "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" He replies, "Dammit, I don't know and I don't care!" She was shocked at his language, and called his dad to tell him about it. When he picked his son up, the son told his dad what happened sulkily. The dad said, "Son, what's the matter with ya? If you killed the man, just say so!"
2007-06-09 20:44:24 · 14 answers · asked by omygosh 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the father and son has to be a blonde or rednecks.
i'm leaning towards rednecks. this is good.
2007-06-09 20:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do You have any idea as to just how old that joke is? It was probably hackneyed when America still only had 48 states!
2007-06-10 04:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK it's funny... hahaha... both the teacher and the dad are stupid, and the boy??? well, he's honest... you, what do you think??
2007-06-10 04:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by great_graces 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That's hillarious!
2007-06-10 03:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Michelic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!! 8/10.
2007-06-10 03:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i nice but its a little corny. anyway, 7.5 / 10
2007-06-10 03:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by karlo de guzman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
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2007-06-10 04:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by Curious M. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it "/ Maybe I'll read it over lol.
2007-06-10 03:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by 552200154 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
meh
2007-06-10 03:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by morobell 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sincere hello;
really friend its very very funny.................i would like to sit by you and hear more of this kind........
i love you friend
2007-06-10 03:50:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋