hi all, i dont know about ladies and their toilet habits and boastfulness but with men its who can glean the most laughs from the simple function of going to the toilet in the workplace.
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my own personal favourite is "it was so big i had to beat it to death with a stick before it went down" but i heard the best last week "it was just like a car race, the first one came out as pace car slow then the rest followed in quick succession". for number ones, "i picked this bird up last night, jesus she was a minger there wasnt enough space in the sink because of plates for me to have a decent pish.. whats your own favourite number one or two work related joke or analogy? btw i dont work in a nursery i work in something similar, a building site!.
2007-06-09 20:42:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohmygosh yes it does go on im 35 started work at 15 and the first thing i was asked by the boss was "are your hands clean"? i asked why? he trotted off to the lavatory and said "c'mon hold this for us son"
2007-06-09 21:44:15 · update #1
i am a lady but that was really funny. do they really say all of that?
2007-06-09 20:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by omygosh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny when one of your colleagues shuffles off and then comes back 5 mins later and says "alright, I just went for a log out". As if we needed telling or wanted to know!
Then you get some advice of which are the best "traps" to go in and which pans are to be avoided as they have been "obliterated" by someone! Blokes are so infantile but it is funny!
2007-06-09 21:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Quack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a Woman leaves the toilet seat lid up after use, is that the same thing as Me not putting the seat down after use?
2007-06-09 20:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the story about Ryan's Steak House? It's a rather long read. But if you want something that will bring tears to your eyes this is it!
http://www.wayne186.com/Funstuff/jokes/ryans_steakhouse.htm
2007-06-10 17:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't flush! Looked like a pick axe handle.
So big it had three breather rings on it (i.e. OED: Breather ring: Annular indentations caused by sphinkter contractions)
2007-06-09 20:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My personal ' no2' favorite is - when that one hits the channel it's going to be a danger to shipping.
2007-06-09 21:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny now hold on to this ha ha.!!!
2007-06-10 04:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good one there.
2007-06-10 00:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋