A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
2007-06-09 20:39:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha. that was a GREAT excuse. lol.
2007-06-09 21:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice good 1
2007-06-10 05:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by penny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that an old 'Amos and Andy' joke from the 1930's?
2007-06-10 03:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
bid long since heard that 1 nice real nice
2007-06-10 03:43:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jay Argentina 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's an old joke but still funny.
2007-06-10 03:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by purpledeucegirl06 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha i've never heard this joke before. but it reminds me of my school cop.. chet. haha
2007-06-10 03:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by ;asjhdf. =] 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats Great!!!
2007-06-10 03:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by Bonnie P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahaha!!!!! great 10/10!!!
2007-06-10 03:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋