Lets tak a minute and be funny about it be outlandish it is time to have a sense of humor about death
as for me
I m going to get shot at point blank range with an air canon that launches snickerdoodles.
so u?
2007-06-09 17:46:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you say you want to be filled eith the holy spirit so does that mean you want me to do y....
no I aint going for the easy joke
2007-06-09 17:52:10 · update #1
I want to drown in liquid chocolate trying to swim to a marshmallow island, wearing nothing but edible undies, because I didn't wait an hour after eating
2007-06-09 17:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by Sister Rulerlady 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Imagine the scene--I've caught a jehadi terrorist trying to blow off a Children's school, I put him down just outside the school & disembowel him with my bare hands. He presses the button & explodes the dynamite round his middle. I'm blown to pieces along with him, but all the school kids R saved. Oh God, give me such an end.
2007-06-10 01:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The way that I am happy because I know God but if I have to choose I would say a butterfly taking me by its wing and dropping me off into a far away land okay thats not funny but it sounds painless...smile
2007-06-10 00:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ablebaby 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Of exhaustion in extreme old age, having just made love to 7 women in rapid succession.
2007-06-10 01:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since I don't want to suffer, I want to be rammed by a runaway train (with no people on it) at the same instant a pilotless plane hits my car, at the same time a meteor crashes on top of me.
All at the same instant.
2007-06-10 00:50:44 · answer #5 · answered by Robot Devil 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well I am more for old age in my bed before I start becoming senile.
but my father worked with a guy who wanted to die from a heart attack on the freeway during rush hour with a huge vicious dog in the car.
That way he would hold up traffic for hours.
2007-06-10 00:50:14 · answer #6 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wanna die with the one i love in a nice material shopping place, nice and calm and ya
2007-06-10 01:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by Cee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both me and the love of my life die at the same time while were sleeping.
2007-06-10 00:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by Sweet_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Entangled in love
2007-06-10 00:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost drowned once and it seemed almost peaceful when I thought it was over. I know I'm saved so there was no fear just quiet peace.
2007-06-10 00:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by cindyunion 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋