2007-06-09 17:04:10 · 12 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh, I am he's always callin me up in the middle of the night, you know hey Zaf, what should I do now, there's this whole war in the middle east thing, and global warming. On and an on he talks, jeesh talk about problems, and I'm like enough all ready you're God suck it up, so your job sucks, join the club. So I got caller ID so I could get some sleep, and not be houded by him constantly.
2007-06-09 17:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by -ZAF- 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didn't know God had a speed dial but if you are asking how many Christians can go to God at anytime then i can only speak for myself. me
2007-06-10 00:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by eddieteston 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not on his speed dial, but I am one of his top My Space friends!
2007-06-10 00:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by Celtic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I may not be on his speed dial, but he is first on my contact list.
2007-06-10 01:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by flamingo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope I can be counted on... but there's that L*O*N*G message on my answering machine... Oh well, I know He's patient with me.
I sure have HIM on MY speed dial, though!
Peace.
2007-06-10 00:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by Depoetic 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
*sorry I'm not in right now....leave a messege after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can*
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
2007-06-10 00:08:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't think God would use such an inefficient communications medium to talk to people.
2007-06-10 00:07:14 · answer #7 · answered by iammisc 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, ever since i put myself on the no telemarketing list, he hasn't called...then i later found out his phone number, and marketing company was fake
2007-06-10 00:10:47 · answer #8 · answered by foundationskateboards4life 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
All of them .He says ,that when His children call, He will answer.
2007-06-10 00:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
next time I talk to him I'll mention you
2007-06-10 00:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋