2007-06-09 15:30:48 · 38 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You've just given me the best smile I've had all weekend, licoanman042000! Thank you so much :)
2007-06-09 15:45:42 · update #1
Jelly: I accidentally unplugged my phone when I picked it up - PLEASE call back??!!
So sorry!! :(
2007-06-09 15:47:02 · update #2
You make me laugh and happy. The world needs more people like you. Your joke don't offend other people faith. Very well ask. I need that laugh , Thanks. As for the gift I really think something cool will do.
2007-06-09 15:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by Kingdomchild07 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry you head about this. Satan is from a medieval myth that needs some awakining on the part of certain people that believe in this carp. You are the spawn of the new age of freethinkers who ask "Why" about things instead of accepting old beliefs from a fragmented history, and certainly ancient, book that leads people to believe that the Earth is 5000 years old, for example. Go in peace my friend.
regards,
2007-06-09 15:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As an a-theist (not believing in a god), wouldn't that technically mean that you wouldn't believe in an opposite of said god? Aren't we all just spawns, not of satan, god or anything else for that matter?
I say don't buy anything for anybody. Or go buy yourself something. (Better yet, I could use a new cd player for my truck. Any old brand will do). Thanks. You're so thoughtful.
2007-06-09 15:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're not a spawn of satan. God loves you and when you eventually find that out, you'll be a happy camper.
2007-06-09 15:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's too clever. lol. Since Satan seems to be fond of the color red, maybe you could get him a nice red necktie. I'm not sure what to get him, but I bet he's sick of coffee mugs by now.
2007-06-09 15:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by razzthedestroyer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Atheist is not the spawn of satan a hypocrite is.
2007-06-09 15:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, I'm sure the gift of your soul has all the holidays covered for eternity.
2007-06-09 15:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by Misty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a full gift, necessarily (the guy *is* Satan after all), but you are obliged to call him.
2007-06-09 15:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by godlessinaz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But what to buy for the fallen angel who has more power than anyone except god (and I'm not 100% sure of that)?
:-)
2007-06-09 16:06:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but that's the tradition, Btw i'll give him a new mp3 player brother.
2007-06-09 15:34:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋