Italian immigrant honeymOOn?

Question

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida Luigi stopped in his N Y barbershop
"Hey Luigi how was da treep?"
"Everting was a perfect except for da train ride
We geta train at Grand Centrala. My beautiful Virginia had lotsa food & Vino & cigars for a me We were looking a forward to da trip. It was OK until we gota hungry & opened up da luncha. Da conductor come by wagged his finger & say "No eat in dese'a car Use da dining car
"So me & my beautiful'a Virginia we go to eat biga lunch & open da Vino"
Conduct he walk by again wag his finger & say "No drink'a in dese'a car Must'a use'a clubs'a car"
"While'a drinking Vino I start to light'a my big'a cigar The conduct he wag'a his finger again & say "No smoke in dese'a car Must'a go to da smoker car" At smoker car I smoke'a my cigar
Later my beautiful Virginia & I we go to da sleeper & go to bed We just about to have'a sex & da conduct he walks'a through da car shouts
"NO'FOLK'A,VIRGINIA! NOFOLK'A,VIRGINIA!"

Answer 1

No more joks laike deseone ..... in dese'a car...
Italian mafia is in yr tracks...!!

Answer 2

The ones that have paid for fake IDs are doing all of these things. But they are commiting crimes in doing so. The ones who have came here and struggled on their jobs and just overstayed their visas are hoping for a miracle. They think they are paying taxes, but really their employers are taking out for taxes and keeping the money. So they are being taken advantage of more than we really know. The ones who are running from the law in their country AND ours probably have it rough, and they deserve it. Also, remember that all illegals are not really illegal, they are technically illegal, but it is just temporary while they are waiting for papers or something.

Answer 3

It's hard to understand what you are saying....e

Answer 4

huh?