The (distorted) world according to CNN:
India: a miserable country, where everybody lives in the middle of a lot of waste. All the children are prostitutes (the land of lost children). This crazy and dirty people have a strange and demoniac religion that makes them to take a shower in the sewerage system.
Great Britain: land of the Queen, drag queens and Tony Blair (gradual increase).
China: the most beautiful democracy in the world.
Russia: another miserable and anti-American dictatorship.
Mexico: Where is it? Is it an American island?
Brazil: 50% of the people live in the jungle. The other half lives in caves with a lot of waste inside. And don’t forget the prostitutes along the beach (and their mad dictator, Lula).
Iraq: In the beginning, they were demoniac apes. Today they are odd people that explode everything. Their soul will be saved by the American’s mercy.
Iran: a mad immoral Arabian country, where women are tortured. They are the reincarnation of devil
2007-06-09
13:51:51
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➔ Embassies & Consulates
Venezuela: a giant and important South American state controlled by a small and obese Ompa-Loompa.
Africa: a country where everybody lives with gorillas and giraffes. There is an extreme problem with mosquitoes (it seems that they love to walk in your face).
USA: a benevolent country where everybody just thinks and talks about war.
Who will be the next victim?
2007-06-09
13:58:38 ·
update #1