1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
I lOve my friends!!!!!!!
2007-06-09 13:27:37 · 5 answers · asked by auroa26 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aww. Good ol' friendship
2007-06-09 13:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by ɸ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A REAL friend will be next to you, saying, "That was awesome!"
2007-06-09 20:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friends are the best!
2007-06-10 02:59:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a real friend will go downtown and get two BJs then come back and give you one
2007-06-09 20:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
question 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 is my answers.
2007-06-09 21:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by camille 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋