He's been doing his business in my yard and he keeps eating all the flowers in my garden, too. Has he ever done this to you? If so, how did you make him stop?
2007-06-09 13:11:15 · 29 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Play a Neil Diamond CD fairly loudly out of the window overlooking the garden. He'll try to stick around but I found he rarely gets past the second chorus of Sweet Caroline before hopping over the fence and into next door's begonias. Good luck.
2007-06-09 13:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
No, sounds like he wants a salad and is paying you with a small package of manure. Thats not Satan Did you build your house on sand or rocks.?
Do you have an old Goat next door?
2007-06-09 20:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a preacher, a Bible, a cross, and holy water. Hold the cross to his head, tell the preacher to start reading at Psalms and don't stop, sprinkle the water on him, then do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around and he'll stop. (that's what it's all about!) (oh and oc714dub, that lawyer probably knows satan)
2007-06-09 20:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by Zachary G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
could be a squirel or rats. Satan is a spirit that tempted people in order to make a person do bad things. He will try to prevent people living a pure life.
2007-06-09 20:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by dimitri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call animal control and tell them Satan's in your yard again. They'll send a van of some kind.....
2007-06-09 20:20:53 · answer #5 · answered by milomax 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell got to kick Satan out of your garden for ever.
2007-06-09 20:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would bring a lawyer to your yard and ask satan if he has all the permits to be conducting business in your yard. if he states otherwise just squirt some mustard in his eye and threaten to commit suicide in the name of jesus christ and he will leave you alone provided that you lick the mustard off his horns.
2007-06-09 20:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by +FaBiAn+ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,
Say Hail Satan
2007-06-09 20:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by Hekate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your dog named Satan??
2007-06-09 20:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by Georgia Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can control satan and his demons through God...talk to the Father and ask him to send them on their way, yo
2007-06-09 21:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by jamestheprophet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋