2007-06-09 12:44:23 · 18 answers · asked by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, thumbs up I am a guy.
2007-06-09 12:47:51 · update #1
Thanks Pangel.
2007-06-09 12:52:33 · update #2
How about an "I'm sorry, the time got away from me".. It's not a lie but everyone has had that happen to them so they will understand if they are indeed your friends. Give a GOOD gift.. Jim
2007-06-09 13:04:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the truth..
"I lost track of time due to being on Yahoo!Answer I am terribly sorry."
The truth is always the best option it takes the least work as you don't have to remember the lie...
If however you must lie try lying with grandeur... I turned 18 a few months before leaving high school so was able to write my own notes for tardies and being absent one morning I was going to be 15 minutes tardy and spent another 3 hours writing a 5 page note about being late due to a "James Bond" type adventure around the world.. When I turned it in my English teacher laughed hysterically and graded it on grammar, punctuation and flow of ideas.. I got a B and an excused absents.. :)
2007-06-09 19:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
List of excuses:
1. You were throwing up
2. Your car broke down.
3. You ran out of gas.
4. Your tire got a hole in it.
5. You stopped to help an old lady with her groceries.
6. You wanted to arrive late as a suprise.
7. You never recieved an invitation to the wedding, and you just found out that you had to be there.
8. The police stopped you for speeding.
9. The power went out in your home.
10. You were busy discussing religion.
2007-06-09 19:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm sorry, but there is nothing that goes on here that is so important that you should be 2 hours late to a wedding, because you were hanging out here. You owe those folks an apology, at least you weren't in the wedding party, or at least I hope not. Those folks wanted to include you in a special and important moment in thier lives, and you blew them off for this? Just hope they don't bring it up to you that you were so late, and for pete's sake, get some priorities.
2007-06-09 20:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by beatlefan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just bring your laptop to the wedding and show the bride and groom what they are missing.
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2007-06-09 19:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How important are these people? Personally, if it's not close family or friends, I wouldn't bother going. You've probably missed it all anyway.
2007-06-09 19:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by Becca 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You were so involved in praising the bride and groom that you lost track of time.
2007-06-09 19:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, lie to them " I was hanging on with atheists, jews, christians, muslims, hindu etc discussing god and that stuff!"
2007-06-09 19:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Food poisoning.
2007-06-09 19:49:58 · answer #9 · answered by Moxie! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn of the computer and get moving.
Gee, I hope you are not the groom!
2007-06-09 19:48:30 · answer #10 · answered by U-98 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋