A woman of 40 wants to get married but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened? she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm going to need all the room I can get."
2007-06-09 12:34:32 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one Fidgety.!!!
10/10.!!!
That is the Aussies for you ha ha.!!!
2007-06-09 12:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The kangaroo hmm hmm with the man! Or either the kangaroo jumps around everywhere!
2007-06-09 12:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that went a very different direction from when i first noticed 40 years old and virgin, still very funny-bring on the woman
2007-06-13 08:36:01 · answer #3 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blah
2007-06-09 12:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea and my wife likes to talk to me during the act. Yesterday she called me from Boston.
2016-04-01 12:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
a dentist asks his female patient if she's ok.
she replies "i think i'd rather have a baby than a filling."
so the dentist says "well make your mind up, i'll have to adjust the chair."
2007-06-09 12:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by MrFlibble 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before still made me laugh.lol
2007-06-15 04:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl, you get worse, I'm glad I came on here today, you've made me laugh!!
2007-06-10 08:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-06-13 06:42:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That will be the best jump she has ever had fidgety!
2007-06-12 06:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋