2007-06-09 10:08:45 · 23 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Forget the spray, it's now available in wipes!
2007-06-09 10:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by bubblelator 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd take it back and get a refund. I know if i went all out for the Large can i'd expect to get my moneys worth. But really you have to ask yourself. Is Satan actually clogging the nozzle or are you? either way you bought an inferior product take it back and spend the extra dollar or two on the brand name stuff.
2007-06-09 10:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It seems you have gotten a defective can from your religious leader. The thing for you to do is do some research of your own and you will find the right distributor for Satan-B-Gone. Keep reading, obeying and praying always. Try saying the Lord rebuke thee satan in the name of Jesus.
2007-06-09 10:38:13 · answer #3 · answered by neal8mile 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would start by calling the service line on the side of the can and see if they could help. If they say anything about it being a wide spread problem, search the web for class action law suits and any punitive damages you may be entitled to.
If all that fails, file a complaint with Captain Howdy.
2007-06-09 10:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by Pankration 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get another can, spray the nozzle of the first can. Now you can duel-weild your own Satan preventing powa.
2007-06-09 10:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go up to the 15th floor, and when Satan's car drives by, drop it on him. It'll explode all over Satan!
2007-06-09 10:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Point it at yourself, stick a pin in the nozzle to clean it out, and spray
2007-06-09 10:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by Willy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try spraying a little "WWJD-40" on the nozzle, that stuff works on everything...Even my arthritis!
Hallelujah!
2007-06-09 10:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by Baalphregor 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rely on God to take care of that satan infestation for you.
2007-06-09 10:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God has plenty of new nozzle jets....have Him throw one down.
2007-06-09 10:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋