those s o d d i n g grey squirrels like to prance about a camp fire at midnight, i mean i ask you, nutty or what?
2007-06-09 09:48:48 · 10 answers · asked by G8danelady 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's not nice. We grey squirrels don't go around calling you names, do we? Why can't all of us rodents live together in peaceful coexistence?
2007-06-09 09:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prancing about a campfire is usually done by nocturnal flying squirrels, while grays are safely in their drays. Those wretched gray squirrels are completely diurnal and spend their entire day repeatedly stealing from one another. I've seen one bury a peanut, only to have it dug up by a second gray, who reburied it a short distance away. Then a third gray squirrel dug up the same peanut and buried it a third time. Gray squirrels are practicing communists, because there's no private ownership. The stored food resources belong to all equally.
Red squirrels are proper Capitalists. Each owns his own midden of stored winter food and none will tolerate the presence of another inside his territory. (Females allow male visitors in their territory for two days, once a year.) Unfortunately, the thieving grays frequently help themselves to a thrifty red's stash and that's why it's always prudent for a smart red little squirrel to have a few human friends to help them survive the winter.
2007-06-09 17:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, those grey squirrels better get used to the heat, if you know what I mean, ha ha ha. But then again, so should you. Everyone knows that it's the *flying* squirrels, the ones who worship the trees, who have found the true path to salvation.
2007-06-09 16:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quit misrepresenting your gray furred fellow squirrels. all squirrels are diurnal so do not prance about at night and you know it. don't be a bigot against gray squirrels. all squirrels are the same under the fur. The Great Bushy Tailed One in the Eternal Oak Tree loves all squirrels equally.
2007-06-09 17:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by nebtet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirrels rule! Especially the bad ones!
2007-06-09 16:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirrels know they are God's creatures. They don't practice paganism.
2007-06-09 16:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes You think that 'Big Yellow Thing in The Sky' is Yours? We saw it first. It is Ours.
2007-06-09 16:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be silly. Squirrels don't have camp fires, we have acorns.
2007-06-09 16:51:44 · answer #8 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i prefer smart blondes who worship the creator of the sun!!
2007-06-09 16:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
right off their rockers they are!
total "nut" cases!
(ok that wasnt funny, but I couldnt help myself!
2007-06-09 16:52:05 · answer #10 · answered by dedum 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋