A man and a woman meet at a bar one night and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate lovemaking.
The woman suddenly turns up her ear and says, "Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom.
Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks.
Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready to receive you."
"Okay," the man replies, "I'll go get ready."
He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands.
"Who the hell are you?" the man asks.
"I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with."
The husband exclaims, "But you're naked!"
The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise.
"Those little bastards!"
2007-06-09 09:05:10 · 26 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao ***** 10/10
2007-06-09 09:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some exterminator company!
Wonder what the cable guy offers...
2007-06-09 09:09:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-06-09 09:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good 1
2007-06-09 09:21:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Lucky Charm♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think the husband is going to buy that story.
2007-06-09 09:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-06-09 12:03:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moth Balls
2007-06-09 09:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-06-09 09:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Applecrumble 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top marks, funny.
2007-06-09 09:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by Firefox 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1! u get a star from me! :-)
2007-06-09 09:10:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋