Pilot; Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement
Engineers; Almost replaced left inside main tyre
Pilot; Test flight ok, except auto-land very rough
Engineers; Auto-land not installed on this aircraft
Pilot; Something loose in cockpit
Engineers; Something tightened in cockpit
Pilot; Dead bugs on windshield
Engineers; Live bugs on back order
Pilot; Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
Engineers; Cannot produce problem on ground
Pilot;Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
Engineers; Evidence removed
Pilot; DME volume unbelievably loud
Engineers; DME volume set to more believable level
Pilot; Friction locks cause throttle lever tostick
Engineers; That's what friction locks are for
Pilot; IFF inoperative in OFF mode
Engineers; IFF always inoperative in OFF mode
Pilot; Suspected crack in windshield
Engineers; Suspect you're right
2007-06-09 09:03:41 · 8 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pilot; Number 3 engine missing
Engineers; Engine found on right wing after brief search
Pilot; Aircraft handles funny
Engineers; Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious
Pilot; Target radar hums
Engineers; Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics
2007-06-09 09:05:51 · update #1
These were actual reports made by pilots & ground crews ! Bloody funny !
2007-06-09 09:59:47 · answer #1 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they were good.
Catch The Rabbit
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2007-06-09 09:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny sounds like a bunch of drunk Navy pilots!
2007-06-09 09:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great one Myklia.!!!
Funny so here's 10/10.!!!
Blooming pilots ha ha.
2007-06-09 12:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definatley tickled my funny bone
2007-06-09 09:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by TEL BOY 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is from the quanta's airline right, i have heard it before but was fun reading it again,thanks for the laugh
2016-04-01 12:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Witty..
2007-06-09 09:35:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sixth one is the funniest!
2007-06-09 09:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by 35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋