*Why Parents Drink**
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John, P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
2007-06-09 08:52:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha, that was so funny!
lololololololololol.
where do you get this, it is halarious.
do you have any more? in in need of a good laugh.
2007-06-09 08:58:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-06-09 09:23:41 · answer #2 · answered by Shonda 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm definite he had already fainted by the point he acquired to the top of the letter. His son outsmarted him. Maybe I can use that with my fiance That was once a well shaggy dog story,thanks...
2016-09-05 09:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's pretty good. It's sounds alot like some of the pranks I pull on my folks. They always say I'm the reason they went grey.
2007-06-09 15:04:38 · answer #4 · answered by JonBoy74 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this joke before. Is usually done with a daughter but is still funny.
2007-06-09 09:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1- cool letter i like people with a good sense of humor
2007-06-09 09:31:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Lucky Charm♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! You get a star! * He must have gotten some REALLY bad grades! Ha ha! ☺
2007-06-09 09:09:18 · answer #7 · answered by twixette 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I read something similar to this before. I think it's funny :)
2007-06-09 09:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by melissamarie728 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so that's why my dad drank most of his life. he had to deal with 4 of us like that.
2007-06-09 09:05:35 · answer #9 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-06-09 09:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by aiya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋