Smart Women
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother
2007-06-09 08:46:44 · 24 answers · asked by Nevar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awwwwwwww.... what a b****. so did the kid get any money? his father should've have a prenup...
2007-06-09 08:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have a fun joke to share with you there's this poor girl in the village she went to forest and found a magic tree she ask the magic tree to grant her some wishes the tree said you can have any wish you want but you have to remain a virgin and don't kill any living thing she accepted and when home she wishes for wealth and beauty and for a handsome prince when she woke up the next day everything was gone she went to the forest and ask the magic tree why was everything disappeared I still kept my virginity the tree reply but you have swallowed the living thing last night.
2007-06-09 15:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
OMG! thats so funny! Here, I have one too....
Hey, it's Bob here, reporting from California. Due to a large power outage in the LA today, 22 people were stuck on escalators in the central mall. They hope to get them back down when the power comes back on, but luckily a few smart people were there at teh scene, throwing pillows, blankets, and wrapped food parcels down for the needy.
2007-06-09 15:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Kay-Kay 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Sweetie! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
"A fool and his money!"
2007-06-09 15:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Now she's gonna get the money! Starred! *
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2007-06-09 16:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by twixette 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG THATS SO FUNNY!!! wow, it took me forever to figure it out but omg i love it^^ lol
2007-06-09 15:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
when his dad died can he marry his stepmother?
2007-06-09 16:03:33 · answer #7 · answered by hannie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now she gets money, and gets to tell him what to do 100/10
2007-06-09 15:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
hilarious
2007-06-09 16:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, women are such conniving little... geniuses.
:)
2007-06-09 15:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋