The Old Rapist
Two old men meet on a street corner. The first old man said, "Where have you been for the last couple of months?"
The second old man replied, "I was in jail."
The firsst old man asked, "You were in jail? Why were you in jail?"
He replied, "Well, about two months ago I was standing on a corner, and this beautiful young woman rushes up with a policeman, points to me and says, 'He is the man, officer, he is the one who attacked and raped me'."
The first old man said, "What? And you let her get away with it?"
Second old replied, "Well, I'll tell you, I felt so flattered, I admitted to it."
2007-06-09 08:41:47 · 8 answers · asked by Nevar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no that was not funny..sorry
2007-06-09 08:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was amusing, not hillarious but amusing.
Piddling Pete
Well a farmer's dog once came to town, by the christian name of Pete
And he was a hound of high renown and his looks were hard to beat
And as he walked into the town 'twas beautiful to see
His work on every corner and his mark on every tree
As he watered every gateway and he never missed a post
'Cause piddling was his masterpiece and piddling was his boast
Well the city dogs stood looking on with a deep and envious rage
To see this simple country dog, the piddler of the age
They sniffed him over one by one and they sniffed him two by two
But noble Pete in high disdain stood still till they were through
And as they sniffed him over, their praise for him ran high
And when one sniffed him underneath Pete piddled in his eye
Well then just to show these city dogs that he didn't give a damn
Pete strolled into the grocer's shop and he piddled on the ham
Piddled on the onions and he piddled on the floor
And when the grocer kicked him out, Pete piddled on the door
Well behind him all the city dogs debated what to do
They'd hold a piddling contest to show him who was who
Well they showed Pete all the piddling posts that they knew about the town
They started out with many a wink to get the poor dog down
But Pete was with them every trick with vigor and with vim
For a thousand piddles more or less were all the same to him
And all along went noble Pete with hind leg kicking high
While most were lifting legs in bluff or piddling mighty dry
And on and on went noble Pete as he watered every sandhill
And all the city champions were piddled to a standstill
Well then Pete an exhibition gave in all the ways to piddle
Like double drips and fancy flips and now and then a dribble
And all the time the country dog did neither wink nor grin
But piddled blithely out of town as he had piddled in
Now the city dogs said, "So long Pete, you're piddling did defeat us?"
But no one ever put them wise that Pete had diabetes.
2007-06-09 15:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not funny, too lame. And just wrong, on more than one level.
2007-06-09 15:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by dvatwork 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope not funny!
2007-06-09 15:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well,i liked the joke, am i an oddball?or just mentally beyond my age?
2007-06-09 15:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by dragenass 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2007-06-09 15:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by mojoman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOT FUNNY
2007-06-09 15:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by pd5119 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
IM sorry...but i dont get it..
2007-06-09 15:46:30 · answer #8 · answered by *YESH* 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋