There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all,
but I'm going to wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on that plane."
"Why you going to wear them for?" the other two asked.
The first replied,
"Cause, if that plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a cornfield,
they going to find me *** first."
The second lady says, "Well, I'm going to wear me some fluorescent orange panties."
"Why you going to wear them ?" the others asked.
The second lady answered:
"Cause if this here plane is going' down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean,
they can see me *** first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties....."
" What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
"that's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties,"
the third lady said, "cause if this plane goes down, honey,
they always look for the black box first.
2007-06-09 08:01:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha Wow .. Memorable 30/30 very repeatable
I decided I like me as a Sexiest. Beware. He He He..
2007-06-09 18:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny Honey. There are 2 old men sitting on a porch, when a dog comes along and starts licking his balls. One of the old men says "Boy, I wish I could do that." The other old man says " You can try, but he might bite you."
2007-06-10 05:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by MtnMn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-06-09 08:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by puppylover1025 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-06-09 18:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never saw that one coming.
2007-06-09 08:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by OLLIE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Very funny.
2007-06-09 11:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
odear lol but a gooden
2007-06-09 08:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by Kylie M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-09 09:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by Shonda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a really good one
2007-06-09 08:27:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one lmao
2007-06-09 08:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋