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Would this be a god time to convert to something more religious and pray?

2007-06-09 07:29:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You have a handy bribe,pull it out if necessary.(They have needs as well...maybe a brand new shiny firearm.

2007-06-09 07:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2 0

Nah, just grab a copy of Harry Potter and knock them all over the head.

2007-06-09 14:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by Nameless 4 · 1 0

Naw just open the door those aren't federal agents they are christian missionaries they will go away when you say "I am not interested, leave the yard or I will turn the hose on you."

2007-06-09 14:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 1 0

Even if you turn your life over to Jesus Christ, and He forgives the eternal penatly for your sin, you'll still have to pay the penalty, whatever that is, here on earth.

Just like David Berkowitz, who will spend the rest of his life in prison, paying for the crime of murder. Even though he became a Christian, while in prison.

Pastor Art

2007-06-09 14:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

nah, just try and seduce 'em

2007-06-09 14:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by hulidoshi 5 · 2 0

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