3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".
2007-06-09 07:09:05 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehahaha the wife cheated on him alot
2007-06-09 07:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by babydoll 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-07 04:25:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he didnt cheat on his wife...she cheated on him! ALOT! so she got roller skates like the dude that cheated on his wife alot!!!
hahahahahahaha i get it! it took me a while but thats hilarious!!! funny!! here. for making my day a little better.... im gunna give u a star. here ya go!!
2007-06-11 02:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by _-*h3@+h3r.b0.b3+h3r*-_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That is a good one... Where do you come up with these, Pd?
I am giving u a star for making me laugh once again;) MUAH!
2007-06-09 17:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by Amy W 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So he didn't cheat on his wife but his wife cheated on him!
2007-06-09 07:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by fpsfreak101 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
took me a minute haha funny
2007-06-10 13:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol better cheat more than your wife
2007-06-09 07:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by coolio 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ooouu!! That is Bad! Shame! Shame! LOL. LOL.
2007-06-09 23:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha!!! that's soooo funny. what a bad wife.
2007-06-09 07:13:50 · answer #9 · answered by A.J. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was seriously funny! here have a star!
2007-06-09 08:18:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋