Firemen Do It With Their Hoses
A man who worked for the fire department came home from
work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a
wonderful system at the fire station."
"'Bell 1' rings and we all put on our jackets.
"'Bell 2' rings and we all slide down the pole.
"'Bell 3' rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on, we are going to run this house the same way.
When I say 'Bell 1' I want you to strip naked.
"When I say 'Bell 2' I want you to jump in bed.
"When I say 'Bell 3' we are going to make love all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1."
The wife took off all her clothes.
He shouted "Bell 2," and the wife jumped in bed.
"Bell 3," he yelled, and they began making love.
After 2 minutes the wife yelled, "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is 'Bell 4'?" asked her husband.
"I need more hose!" she replied. "You're no where near the fire!
2007-06-09 07:07:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny i laughed my *ss off hears a star
2007-06-09 07:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by The Steve 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Honey I am in St Barth, Carriibean. I got a new
blackberrycurve an early fathers days present .You are the no one on answers that I use it for Great Great Joke and truly a touch of Honey ..Cheers Great new avatar
2007-06-09 07:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
me too
i need bell 4, 5, 6, also
lol hahaha
2007-06-09 07:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmlol nice one
2007-06-09 07:20:02 · answer #4 · answered by Paul D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-06-09 07:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, Honey, Honey. I am laughing too much.
2007-06-10 01:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet he needed his breathing apparatus after that, lol.
2007-06-09 11:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by debray 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean his bell end?
2007-06-09 07:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by Infromthestorm 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmmmm, smile !
2007-06-09 07:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.xx
2007-06-09 07:21:48 · answer #10 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋