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2007-06-09 04:31:00 · 5 answers · asked by Some Lady 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

what, no takers?

2007-06-09 04:34:50 · update #1

sure bonsai, but just this once ;-)

2007-06-09 04:36:41 · update #2

and as much as you may want to, no thumbs down, or reporting for disagreeing (feel free to report TRUE tos violators tho) i figure i've been mean and nasty to the believers this morning, i'll give them a place to vent.

2007-06-09 04:40:51 · update #3

long live the flying spaghetti monster!!!

2007-06-09 05:44:25 · update #4

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the truth is that the flying spagetthi monster is god and we are all descended from pirates.the proof is this in our genes. we share 99.9% of our genes with pirates. you are all aware of our increasing height as a species. this is because as the population increases, His Noodliness has fewer appendages with which to press the human race down to earth. as we feel less of His presence, we grow taller. further proof of His existence is in His holy communion. when we eat of His holy pasta, we feel "full," which we take to mean whole, where as when other religions take communion they feel the need to drink something, which means lacking.... this is all the "evidence" a person needs to truly know that GOD is alive in His Holy Noodliness, the Flying Spagetthi Monster.

2007-06-09 05:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by Mistro 3 · 1 0

Preach about anything no matter how insane? Awesome.

The proof and evidence of the magic invisible puppies that hide in trees that are only revealed to those have a heart for the magic puppies & want them in their lives. Only then can you see the magic puppies! For those that don't want the magic puppies, they receive no evidence because the magic puppies will only respond to those that do want them and have faith in them!

2007-06-09 07:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Is it okay to use Circular reasoning?

Maybe no one wants to get blocked for having fun or sharing their inner convictions.

2007-06-09 04:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2 0

you're going to hell for not believing - wait a minute, i'm not christian and don't believe in hell, so never mind, you're good.

2007-06-09 04:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

"I sought the Lord, and He heard me, and delivered me from all my fears."

2007-06-09 04:38:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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