She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts," she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any
pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said:
2007-06-09 04:14:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself."
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"
"No," said the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair there?"
"Oh yes," said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
When the husband got back in she asked: "Did you see?"
"Yes," he said. "But why did you have to show her yours?"
"Why," she said. "You've seen it all before."
"I know," he said, "but the f**king darts team hadn’t!”
2007-06-09 04:14:59 · update #1
That was brilliant....a definite 10/10 starred well done.
2007-06-09 04:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol now thats to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-09 11:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-06-09 11:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10
2007-06-09 11:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Thats kinda sad ..but realla realla funny!!!
You always have such good jokes.
2007-06-09 15:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by The BecaNATOR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good a bald attempt when I heard this it was a rugby team.
2007-06-09 12:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-06-09 11:20:16 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha man that kinda sux
2007-06-09 17:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by goldfish1679 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so good, i had a little chuckle to myself.
2007-06-09 11:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ill tell that one to my husband lol
2007-06-09 11:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by fiatbravogirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋