2007-06-09 00:39:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God does not microwave His burritos. He cooks them in the great frying pan of life.
2007-06-09 01:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even I can do that.
So, yes, God can do that, if He wants to. And the reason He wouldn't be able to eat it is that it has evaporated. I wonder how long a burrito would last in, say, the center of a white dwarf !
2007-06-09 11:04:30 · answer #2 · answered by flandargo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can Santa Claus make a flying sledge that is faster than F-16 fighter Jet?
God does not exist, therefore he cannot use a microwave.
2007-06-09 09:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by Saphire4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, apparently god screws up quite often, especially when it comes to doing anything domestic, he is quite inept actually.
2007-06-09 07:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I prefer the crack rock version of this question
If god can do anything, could god create a crack rock so big that he cannot smoke it?
2007-06-09 07:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do believe that this is one of the great conundrums of christian times. It is the kind of deep topic that they like to spend their time on. Of course, the tooth fairy is their number one topic.
2007-06-09 07:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, ah the great burrito paradox.
2007-06-09 07:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by Ginger Ninja 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. And then he'd eat it anyway.
2007-06-09 08:08:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant question, brilliant, I see the school is out and you are tired of riding your tricycle...
if three is four and five is seven, who are you ?
2007-06-09 07:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ugh, this question again...
2007-06-09 07:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋