Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks...
"Can you put me up for the night?"
2007-06-08 19:23:49 · 16 answers · asked by aliesterc 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no, he wont. dont be so pathetic.
2007-06-08 19:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
That was pretty God Damn funny.
Why do all Christians think that Heaven is this place where there is no humor and everyone just sits around reading scriptures and being one with god.
Jesus Christ on a Cracker. At least in hell, you have emotion.
2007-06-09 02:32:10 · answer #2 · answered by Cheese and Rice 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope you will realize what you are saying and repent. There are no pearly gates, and when you see God you will be silenced.
2007-06-09 02:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by J Nichole 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol not bad.
Any god that created this world must have a sense of humor.
2007-06-09 02:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't really have a sense of humor in that way. You need to stop trying to be funny and focus more on trying to be one with God.
2007-06-09 02:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by Repent 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Which part is the joke? I found the first sentence the funniest.
2007-06-09 02:27:24 · answer #6 · answered by laotzu4272 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He probably just lets you in, he has heard it many times before.
2007-06-09 02:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by JORGE N 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! I think you should be a little more repectful to other religions my friend, coming from someone whos not christian either!
2007-06-09 02:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by flygurl_037 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats a Jerkish thing to say.
2007-06-09 02:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
How do you know your going to heaven?
2007-06-09 02:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by thomas_knight7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SURE Get ready , maybe JESUS will.
2007-06-09 02:29:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋