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Suicide bombers believe they will go to Paradise and there, receive a dozen or so virgins. That's fine for the male suicide bombers, but what of the female suicide bombers? What if they're not lesbians?

2007-06-08 19:21:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Military

22 answers

If it was me I know for sure what would happen - I'd get to Paradise, then I'd receive my twelve virgins, then I'd look down and realise no one had stuck my willie back on.

This just proves that whether you are male or female, Muslim, Jew, Christian, Atheist, or whatever, if you can't find what you are looking for during your life on earth, you are certainly not going to find it in Paradise.

2007-06-08 19:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by Ynot 6 · 0 0

First of all, why keep glamorizing by calling them suicide bombers? They are committing murder and I think the more PC name for them would be homicidal bombers. The fact that they lose their lives in the process is the least of considerations. I am sorry you took such a serious question and trivialized it by the sexual question to which there is no answer because a reasonable person doesn't buy that Free Virgins For Murderers anyway. Obviously,with this answer I am not courting your points, however, it would have been great if you would have had one.

2007-06-09 03:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 1 0

I don;t know but a couple dozen (72 to be exact) virgins sounds like ti would get kind of old after awhile. I'd request 30 virgins and 42 tramps that know what they're doing. Haha.

2007-06-09 13:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by Harvey 3 · 0 0

maybe they get male virgins, or rampant rabbits and 70 batteries, or maybe the suicide bombers are just talking a load of shiite?

2007-06-09 04:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by vdv_desantnik 6 · 1 0

Listen were the hell are you going to get all the virgins?About lesbains i dont know,but watch out for the PC brigade.You might just find yourself before the Courts.Especialy in the PC corrcet UK.

2007-06-09 18:18:25 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0 0

in those cultures women are not well treated and when they die they don't get anything, even now while they live 1 million war widows are having to beg for money on the streets because the Taliban treat woman bad they have even executed them for not wearing the burka which they do not have to wear.but the Taliban have decided otherwise

2007-06-09 18:51:08 · answer #6 · answered by Richie 2 · 0 0

Apparently, according to the Muslim doctrine, female Muslims wouldn't have the freedom to make the choice based on their own free will. It would be the choice of the husband whether they were homosexual or not. THEY HAVE NO FREE WILL.

2007-06-10 10:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by ackerstan 1 · 0 0

The females would love it because their husband would get all the virgins since the women are so subservient there. Don't you think a man would deserve all them virgins since he gives his wife up because god wants her to blow herself up. I know a few people who wish convincing your wife to blow herself up was legal here.

2007-06-09 02:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by john c 2 · 0 0

Listen mate when the blighters see their 70 virgins they will know why they are still virgins. Ugh!

2007-06-09 16:58:30 · answer #9 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0 0

It says virgins NOT female virgins so i guess they will have male virgins to play with

2007-06-09 02:27:37 · answer #10 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 0 0

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