this is funny - type out the sentence you end up with
Pick the month you were born :
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March------- I did the Macarena with
April---------I dry humped
May---------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July---------- I smoked weed with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27------ my pet rabbit
28-------my brother
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja warrior
None---------because I cant control myself
Now type out the sentence you made....
2007-06-08 19:08:12 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
help me get a 100 answers plz
2007-06-08 19:18:02 · update #1
save crap like this for myspace
2007-06-08 19:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 13⤋
I did the Macarena with a football player because I'm cool like that. 3/25 and white
2016-04-01 11:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I danced with a football player because the voices told me too.
2007-06-08 20:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Murdered a noodle because someone offered me a 1,000,000 dollars and because I'm sexy and do what I want!
My shirt is yellow and blue!
That was fun! Pandora
2007-06-08 19:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by Pandora R 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I yelled at my best freinds' boyfreind because i'm cool like that.
I did my cousins just for fun.
i choked on a permanet marker because i'm cool and because i'm a ninja warrior.
Hers is funnier. I know
2007-06-16 10:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by мαɢɢιє 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I smoked weed with a permanent marker because thats how I roll!
2007-06-09 19:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by MoMo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I yelled at a goat because I was drunk.
In a wierd kind of way my sentence makes sense. Funny!!
2007-06-08 21:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by ohhnicholas 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I kicked a bird bath because someone offered me 1 million $.
2007-06-15 13:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I danced with a permanent marker because I am cool.
2007-06-16 10:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by lynnrd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did the Macarena with your mom because i'm sexy and i can do what i want
2007-06-14 01:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by {M0MMY 2 Be..♥} 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I yelled at a fireman because the voices told me to.
2007-06-16 14:19:19 · answer #11 · answered by bkscorpio 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋