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2007-06-08 19:06:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

20 answers

Hahahaha and hahahaha and hahahaha!

2007-06-08 19:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You know, I've met Iranians, and I've met Persians. And the one thing they've really got in common is that calling them the wrong one gets them really, really angry.
So are you Iranian, or are you Persian? It's not a simple matter of geography. After all, remind everyone what Iran was called up until the Shah was deposed.
Persia was an ancient nation. Iran isn't ancient by any yardstick.
For the benefit of getting into America, I wouldn't bother.
It's full of Americans.

2007-06-11 05:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by Beastie 7 · 0 0

I know this is going to be difficult for you, as of your nationality, but there is one way. That is by getting a student visa to study in the U.K, then apply for a visitors visa for the U.S.A, but you will require 2 main things, that is- 1/ at least £1000. in the bank. 2/ A check able address in U.K and in the U.S.A. Even then its not guaranteed, as have had this problem before, with Arabic students staying with us and going to university here. You can thank Mr Bush for all the travel restrictions. HOPE THIS HELPS YOU A BIT.

2007-06-08 19:57:12 · answer #3 · answered by cholet46 1 · 0 0

You need to fill out the paper work, and you should learn to both speak and read English.

You need to go to the immigration office and get the paper work. You will also need a person that lives in America, that person will have to sponsor you. A sponsor is some one who will be willing to sign for you, saying that if your become unemployed or unable to work that they will pay for all of your expenses and such. Because you won't be allowed to go on welfare if you become unable to work.

I have a duplex and I rent out the other side to some one who is from England. He just received his green card, but he had to have a sponsor that would sign for him. His wife is from the US and her dad sponsored him. He told me all about the fact that he had to have a sponsor.

Best of luck.

2007-06-08 19:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by Cindy 6 · 0 0

if you cant get work or things dont work out, youll only abuse their welcome and blame them for every thing.. maybe want to shoot a few americans,, a lot of iranians fell like that in the UK best you stay in the east mate // if iwas american i wouldnt be telling him how to get there..in twenty years time america will have more home grown terrorists then the uk mark my words .. on a brighter note Elvis cant half sing a song the king of americans

2007-06-08 22:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I guess you might want to visit the American embassy if one exists where you are. Or visit the Immigration and Naturalization Service web site.

2007-06-08 19:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

At this time I would think your chances are very slim.You can always write to GW at the white house that is if you can catch him sober.He may let you in to the promised land.

2007-06-09 00:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by realdolby 5 · 0 0

Bring lots of beautiful hand made
Tabriz Rugs.

2007-06-08 20:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by fatsausage 7 · 0 0

Ride your magic persian rug.

2007-06-08 19:23:07 · answer #9 · answered by ProLife Liberal 5 · 0 1

start telling people you have the plans for your country's nuclear programme.

you'll be snapped up in no time!

2007-06-08 19:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by Icarus 6 · 1 0

you will need travel to iraq or near by country, with u.s embassy and apply for visitor visa ... stay clear of israel jew get hi blood pressure and go ballistic when they see Iranian or you can contact near u.s embassy via internet for more detail.

Or you can fly to canada, mexico and enter u.s legal or illegally your choice.

2007-06-08 19:13:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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