With angel food cake and cross-shaped balloons! Wouldn't that be fun?
2007-06-08 17:47:16 · 13 answers · asked by DEPRESSED™ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NO! If he comes back, he would by definition be a zombie. Just destroy his brain, then go eat cake. Apocalypse avoided.
2007-06-08 17:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We could also have hershey kisses and take him to see the California Angels playing a baseball game. I hope he comes back on his birthday
2007-06-08 17:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by NIHIL VERUM NISI MORS 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
But we are the ones that are supposed to be surprised.
How can we surprise Him if we don't know when He's coming?
2007-06-08 17:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wiil be YOU that are surprised.And not in a good way.
I still like the one"Jesus is coming...look busy!''
Or..."The Good news is Jesus is coming...the bad news is...He ain't too happy."
2007-06-08 17:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No way he came to send me to Hell.
Next party !
2007-06-08 17:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder....who will get surprised instead.....!
hahahaha....a balloon and compressed cheesecakes for you my dear DEPRESSED.....!
2007-06-08 18:30:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, surely you jest
jesus was a murdering cult leader
2007-06-08 17:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The surprise will be on you,as you tremble.Every knee will bow.
2007-06-08 17:51:15 · answer #8 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
and noise makers?
2007-06-08 17:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But what will Santa do???
2007-06-08 17:54:47 · answer #10 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋