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2007-06-08 17:15:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Night Nurse, I will not be quite so angry in another week or so.

2007-06-08 17:26:12 · update #1

17 answers

But what if jesus answers it as "wait"?

:D

2007-06-08 17:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 0 0

It would be a lot cheaper, but as they say, "you get what you pay for"
And also, the bible says "god helps those who help themselves"
I think god would be irked if someone manning the patriot missile launcher decided to go get snickers bar when the ICBMs are heading over from North Korea.

2007-06-09 00:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by martin h 6 · 0 0

Intermittent Crocoduck Belief Mangler ?

2007-06-09 00:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 0 0

pssst!

hey don't tell too many people, the system is a failure but a cash cow for the military industry and the stockholders of the corporations profiting from the scares

the faith in technology that has failed is still miles beyond a faith in god...or else why the missle defense system from a christian professing nation of conservative dolts?

2007-06-09 00:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 2 0

9-11 proves that invalid. Imgaine if they had an A-Bomb

NO MORE MANHATTAN

Not for a hundred years at least.

People would be MOVING out of NYC like cocaroaches!

2007-06-09 00:34:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No Stormilutionist, Christians would say that we weren't praying hard enough. To all my Christian friends here tonight looking to convert me:

You may not believe in the Tooth Fairy, but she believes in you.

2007-06-09 00:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 1 0

Because that would be too easy. I mean, God probably thinks we need a missle explosion every now and then to keep things interesting.

(I am joking, by the way.)

2007-06-09 00:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It would be cheaper, but in this case we really, really want to make sure God is on our side. As Ronald Reagan said, "Trust, but verify".

2007-06-09 00:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by Craig R 6 · 0 0

I think that's Iran's plan. They don't even have an air force, so they need SOME kind of help getting their bomb delivered once they actually GET one.

2007-06-09 00:18:27 · answer #9 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0 0

after all, god is on OUR side- at least according to the wanna be messiah in the white house

2007-06-09 00:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 1 0

God does not control the ungodly.....even to protect those that believe. Satan runs this world.

2007-06-09 00:17:50 · answer #11 · answered by Poohcat1 7 · 1 1

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