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Should I call the cops or stone him myself?

2007-06-08 16:29:25 · 21 answers · asked by Ryan 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I know this because I have a hidden camera in their room. But the bible says nothing of voyeurism, so I'm good.

And the risk of pregnancy is indeed decreased, if not completely depleted. Probably why Leviticus put that ridiculous law in anyway.

2007-06-08 16:36:53 · update #1

Yes, this was obviously sarcasm.

And all of you have given me good reasons why god accepts homosexuality. Thank you. Just so you know, should you ever choose to protest it, this will make you a hypocrite.

Anyway, that was the point of this. Bye.

2007-06-08 16:39:22 · update #2

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You are so right. The same people who use the Old Testament to condemn homosexuality are saying that it is not applicable with regard to menstruation. What a bunch of suckers.

2007-06-08 17:04:56 · answer #1 · answered by yp_plum_new_york 3 · 1 0

You are referencing an OT Mosaic Law. While there certainly are reasons for every law given back then, the New Testament allows us to live under God's grace, not laws

James 2:10 For whoever shall keep the whole Law and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Only Jesus could do this and by His death and resurrection He superceeded the Mosaic law. Your sarcasm in this matter has fallen flat.

2007-06-08 23:36:50 · answer #2 · answered by prismcat38 4 · 2 0

Oh, get stoned yourself. Much better all the way around. Some of the best sex I ever had was when my wife was having hers...no worries about pregnacy, or anything else. I assume this is a joke. But my answer is real.

2007-06-08 23:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Fortunately for your brother we are no longer under the laws that God gave to the Israelites that were pointing to the blood of Christ that saves all who believe on Him from the just penalty of their sins.

'Therefore, as the Holy Spirit says, "Today, if you hear his voice, do not harden your hearts as in the rebellion, on the day of testing in the wilderness, where your fathers put me to the test and saw my works for forty years. Therefore I was provoked with that generation, and said, 'They always go astray in their heart; they have not known my ways.' As I swore in my wrath, 'They shall not enter my rest.'" Take care, brothers, lest there be in any of you an evil, unbelieving heart, leading you to fall away from the living God. Hebrews 3:7-12

2007-06-08 23:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by Martin S 7 · 3 0

If you live under the Jewish law,that's your problem.Those laws were nailed to the cross with Jesus.Read Collossians 2.
Your just jealous your brother earned his "wings".

2007-06-08 23:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0 0

What your brother and his WIFE do and when they have sex is none of your concern...get them a towel to lay on so the sheets don't get stained.

2007-06-08 23:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by ndngrlz 4 · 0 0

You can not stone him yourself. The Bible clearly states that you have to gather the entire town to do it. Don't take justice into your own hands, that's for the mob to do.

2007-06-08 23:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

If he's Jewish talk to his rabbi. How did you find this out? Hidden cameras and thermometers? If he's not Jewish, well....maybe you are stoned yourself. Reefer madness!

2007-06-08 23:35:38 · answer #8 · answered by James O 7 · 0 0

(a) stone him yourself, last time I invited the cops to a stoning *I* got thrown in jail and
(b) how do you know this?

2007-06-08 23:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Check to make sure you have enough stones on hand first--your stockpile might be running low.

lol. :)

2007-06-08 23:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by kacey 5 · 1 0

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