A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I be glad to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
She nodded and accepted the risk. "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer was rather strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
It took a moment for the customs man to absorb the statement, but once he did he had a hard time keeping a straight face as he called out, "Next!
2007-06-08 16:15:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!! FUNNY!
nice one!
2007-06-08 21:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by Yisi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still funny about an 8/10
2007-06-09 04:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before! LOL! I'm giving you a star for that! Thanks for the laugh, I've had a rough day and that really cheered me up!
2007-06-08 23:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-06-09 04:54:47 · answer #4 · answered by Tastebud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, but still very very funny. lol
2007-06-09 06:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good for this time of the morning,
its star time
2007-06-08 23:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I like it
2007-06-09 06:03:46 · answer #7 · answered by LONE WOLF 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever joke.
2007-06-08 23:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by Sunta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the custom thinks its the priest's "thing"!!!!! funny
2007-06-08 23:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by The Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one made my eyes get all big and round,and my jaw drop. but i didn't laugh.
but yeah, i like that one! LOL
2007-06-08 23:36:36 · answer #10 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure this is old because it's really funny!
2007-06-08 23:25:50 · answer #11 · answered by Eriol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋