A social misfit called pathfinder walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top sometimes, her on top!"
"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
"I dunno, I never found her head."
2007-06-08 14:41:51 · 9 answers · asked by in bed with Jesus 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one in a morbid way LOL
2007-06-08 14:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the strangest joke you've ever heard? A physics joke, it was about strange matter. A man with his car keys in his mouth mumbling, "Have you seen my keys?"
2016-05-20 06:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny. Ewww! 10!
2007-06-08 14:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a tad gross....funny though, but I still am high on beleiving that you're phycologically disturbed.
2007-06-11 12:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww. a little creppy and sorta funny.
2007-06-08 14:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Gabrielle*With Love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very sick - but I liked it
2007-06-09 03:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Sick
2007-06-08 15:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it.
2007-06-08 15:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by ღ♫♥ºтα||!ℓº♥♫ღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it either.
2007-06-09 03:01:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋