A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed, "she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandmother, but I'm glad I came."
2007-06-08 14:27:16 · 14 answers · asked by Brandi Lyn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As a breastfeeding mother, I find this joke absolutely hilarious!!!
2007-06-08 14:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-06-08 14:29:53 · answer #2 · answered by Moondog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! Funny! 10!
2007-06-08 14:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh for a bit. Not bad.
2007-06-08 14:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by Moth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! that was kool! if the doctor was tall, chocolate skinned and had soft hands, i would be there ALL THE TIME!!!
2007-06-08 14:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-06-08 14:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by mej. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice real nice fondiling a grand milf haha
2007-06-08 14:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jay Argentina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-08 14:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by suzie. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i have milk in my firdge
how about you ?
2007-06-08 14:30:31 · answer #9 · answered by >>LiZ<< 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG...you just made my day.
2007-06-08 14:29:35 · answer #10 · answered by Laura E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋