The Brothel?

Question

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather
dignified,
well-dressed,
good-looking man in his late forties or early
fifties.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would
prefer
someone else," said the madam.

"No. I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man
that she charged
$5,000
a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five
thousand dollars
and
gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After
an hour, the man
calmly
left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, once more
demanding to
see
Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come
back two nights
in a row --
too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The
price was still
$5,000.

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to
Valerie, and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was
astounded that
he had come for a third consecutive night, but he
paid Valerie and
they went
upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No
one has ever been
with
me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she
asked.

The man replied, " South Carolina ..."

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am
your sister's
attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life
are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Answer 1

Wow that is wrong but it's funny.

Answer 2

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 3

That f***ing funny

Answer 4

And I actualy read it.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Loved it !!!!!!