Do you have any good jokes?

Answer 1

no

Answer 2

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

Answer 3

A firefighter and a cop

One day a firefighter and a cop die saving a life. They both went to heaven and at the gates they are told that they both get a pair of wings, but they were told that if they have one dirty thought then they lose their wings. Well they both were going a long really good with no dirty thoughts. Then about 3 weeks later a real good looking angel walks by and the firefighter turns his head and grin and suddenly his wing fall off, well when he bent over to pick them up the cops wings fell off.

Answer 4

There is this woman at an art galery and she is standing in front of this painting and she just can't figure it out. it is of three black men standing naked in a row and the one in the middle's ***** white. A man walks up to her and says "I am the artist of this painting, what do you think?" And she says "I've been staring at this painting for ten minutes and can't figure out why this black man in the center has a white penis!!" He turns to her and says " they aren't black men they're coal miners and the man in the middle went home for lunch"!!! HA HA HA

Answer 5

Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A: Because it matches their mustache

Q: How do 3 redheads change a lightbulb?
A: They don't, they complain until someone else does

Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A: It hides the dirt

Answer 6

When did the cannibal leave the table?