Back before the time of the trail of tears, we were moving Native americans to reservations Left and right, Well we stumbled upon this indain named bowels...
We told "bowels" to pack up camp and move or we will me forced to ship him to a resercation.
Well bowels sat down crossed his legs and arms and said "Bowels No Move"
We sent him to the hospital and the docter gave him medicine for his "bowels"
We later returned to Bowels and asked him to leave He sat down and crossed his arms "bowels no move"
We again set him to the hospital
When we came back the third time weand asked him to leave he again replied "Bowels no move". WE replied How hace you not got to the bathroom for the past two weeks we have been here?
He said "Bowels Go to bathroom fine, But Bowels No Move"
2007-06-08 13:28:36 · 7 answers · asked by missunderstanding 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the proper ending is so much funnier accually whole story done right was lot funnier
Bowels No Move!
An Indian named Chief Bowels lived in a teepee on the reservation. One day he received a letter from the state division of highways that said that they were going to build a freeway and it would go right through where his teepee was located and he would have to move.
He was very upset about this because his ancestors had lived in that exact place for many generations.
He decided to go into town to talk to someone and get them to change the route of the freeway.
He arrived in town but didn't know where to go so he asked someone for directions to the local office of the highway department. He was told to go three blocks straight ahead then turn left for two blocks and it would be on the right.
He went three blocks straight ahead then turned right and went into the building on the left. It was a drugstore.
The druggist asked him if he could help him and the Indian replied. "Bowels no move!"
"Oh," said the druggist. That's no problem. Take this twice a day for a week." he said, as he gave the Indian a bottle of medicine.
The Indian left and one week later the he returned. "Hello," said the druggist. "Did that medicine work?"
"Bowels still no move!" said the Indian.
"Well, well," said the druggist. "It appears that we will have to use something a little stronger. Take this four times a day for a week."
The Indian left and one week later he returned. "Hello again," said the druggist. "How are you doing?"
"Bowels still no move!" said the Indian.
"Oh my goodness!" said the druggist. "This really calls for something drastic. This is the most powerful treatment in existance. Take it eight times a day for a week."
The Indian left and one week later he returned. When the druggist saw him he asked, "bowels move?"
"Fine fine you win, Bowels have to move" said the Indian. "Teepee full of ****."
2007-06-08 14:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jay Argentina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,i heard a similar joke: this native american goes to the medicine man claiming he was constipated,the medicine man gave him a powerful pill,he said come back next week ,so next week comes still nothing.this goes on for a month more.the indian sees the medicine man and the doc says ,any sucess? to which the native american says " me cant move,teepee fulla s**t"!
2007-06-08 20:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The revelation of his name should perhaps come at the end of the joke rather than the beginning.
2007-06-08 20:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by Master Anarchy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-08 20:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sry but didnt find it very funny
2007-06-08 20:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. 6/10.
2007-06-08 20:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by stevie_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok
2007-06-08 20:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by Inny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋