The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on..
2007-06-08 13:08:57 · 10 answers · asked by auroa26 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was very entertaining! I especially liked the Religious Sex, Hallway Sex, and Courtroom Sex. Star for you! You made my day!
Gaby =D
2007-06-08 13:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD...I saw it with my parents, so I believe there ARE 7 kinds of sex! I'm working HARD to see that I never make it to sex number 4!! After 23 years of marriage, I am holding to sex number 2!!! Believe it or not!...We just have to be extra careful to make sure the kids are NOT around!!! LOL! :p
2016-05-20 05:28:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-08 13:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny.
2007-06-08 13:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by David M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All too true
2007-06-08 13:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by upallnight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While that was entertaining it was not a question.
2007-06-08 13:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by Kathy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good
2007-06-08 13:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...your perveted!!!!
2007-06-08 13:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by Jor Jor 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WTF ?
2007-06-12 09:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by babyjs20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually learned something... thanks
2007-06-09 10:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋