Marriage
Marriage is not a word it’s a sentence,a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin after the sweet music is over the strings are
Still attached. ..
Marriage is love,love is blind.therefore marriage is an institution for the blind…
Marriage certificate is just another term for a work permit.
Married life is full of excitement and frustration;in the first year of marriage,
The man speaks an the woman listens,in the second year the woman speaks an the man listens,
In the third year they both speak an the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind,but marriage is definitely an eye opener.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with your friends,
You order what you want and when you see what the other fellow has you wish you had ordered that.
There once was a man who muttered a few words in the church an found him self married.
A year later muttered something in his sleep, and found him self divorced
2007-06-08 12:54:16 · 9 answers · asked by auroa26 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2007-06-08 12:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex does play an important role in marriage. There has to be some kind of intamacy for a marriage to be healthy I think. I am not saying that sex is everything, because it is not. But I think that being intimate is an important way to show love and trust in a partner.
2016-05-20 05:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the third year. It all was very good.
2007-06-08 13:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by Sunset 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the three rings of marriage,
the engagement ring
the wedding ring
the suffer ring
2007-06-08 12:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anon omus 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-08 12:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi i'm here to say
that's what happen to me i'm more happy now than i ever was
thank for that i need it to remind me what i had and what i have
2007-06-08 13:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are we supposed to say to this except that it is all true!
2007-06-08 13:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOVED THE LAST TWO
STAR AGAIN...
2007-06-08 12:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how sad ....some are good
2007-06-08 12:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋