A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,
so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied
for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and
hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay
guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the
drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and
the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said
"You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should
go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and
went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon
entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace
with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to
her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off" she said. Trembling, he did as
she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so
slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
floor. Then she looked at him and said "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired!"
2007-06-08 12:17:06 · 19 answers · asked by Rachael H 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. you are getting better at this by the hours. My mind was all in the gutter for a moment there. That was again great. makes you think "why do i have to think so nasty?''lol. well done.
2007-06-08 12:43:05 · answer #1 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went throught the same thing with my son Saturday night. He's 10 months old and we ended up taking two baths at 2am, after three vomit sessions he went back to sleep and woke up a couple times dry heaving. It was awful. Sunday he woke up happy, alert, and ready to go. I have no idea what that was about. The nurse line I called said to give him the BRAT diet for 24-48 hours. Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast, all bland foods that will help with stomach upset. You can also give her potatoes and saltine crackers. I was told while they are vomitting to give 1-2 teaspoons of pediatlyte, water, or diluted formula every 5 minutes he's awake. After 8 hours give 2-4 teaspoons of the same thing. Must be something going around. Hope your little feels better soon.
2016-05-20 04:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by nola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one to finish the day on great!
Good night
2007-06-08 12:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it is still a good one
2007-06-08 23:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by LONE WOLF 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL again! yes know how you feel about being to tired to think.
Night night and sweet dreams x
2007-06-08 12:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thats fantastic.. I love it. Have a nice glittery star!
2007-06-08 15:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke, I thought I knew where it was going till the end.
sweet dreams babe
2007-06-08 12:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
give me his # he can wear mind they don't fit no more any way
awsome joke a star for you keep them comming
2007-06-08 12:27:38 · answer #8 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one Rachael.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
2007-06-08 12:26:49 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmaf! That was funny. Good one.
2007-06-08 12:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋