A blond, a brunette and a redhead went on a safari and got separated from the guide. As it turns out they got captured by a tribe.
The chief of the tribe lets them each know they will die but it is the tribe’s custom to allow each one of them decides how to die.
Now show me the STAR!!
The red head say "get me my gun." They get it for her and she puts it to her head and pulls the trigger. The chief says "take her to the river, skin her and use the skin for a canoe.”
The brunette says “get me my knife.” They do and she slits her own throat and dies. The chief says "take her to the river, skin her and use the skin for a canoe.”
The blond say get me my fork. The tribe looks at her funny because nobody has ever requested a fork before. But they bring her the fork. She starts stabbing herself all over saying “you’re not going to make a canoe out of me.”
PS If your going to bring a joke here please don't just copy and paste something you seen 2 hours ago. Thank you.
2007-06-08 12:00:01 · 14 answers · asked by Sports fan 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SugarMonkey.
Exactly what is a 'anywats'???
Thank you
2007-06-08 12:11:20 · update #1
was that stupid or did I miss something?
2007-06-08 12:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha thats hilarious
2007-06-08 19:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by huma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-08 20:46:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not all blonds are stupid its just the spolit ones and the joke wasn't that funny i thought she would've eaten cake to make her fat or something along those lines
2007-06-08 19:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by elpruprulesnoone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u kno i agree, blondes arent stupid, i mean just look at paris hilton, waht a great romodel..... naw im just kidden, seriously, its not right to make jokes on blonde, but, hell im gonna do it anyway!
2007-06-08 20:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by Berrah S 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is for sugar monkey--you may be at the top of your class-but is your class at the bottom of the list
2007-06-08 19:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what is a blond's mating call? "I said I was drunk?"
What is a brunette's mating call? "Has that blonde left?"
What is a redhead's mating call? "Next:"
2007-06-08 19:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by hoodwink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! good joke!!
(hey the blond girl above me wrote "anywats". very smart blondie!!)
hahaha!!!!
2007-06-08 19:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by *Kitty* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-06-08 19:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by nightstemplar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahaha thats cute...
2007-06-08 19:02:58 · answer #10 · answered by amasmomma05 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
2007-06-08 19:38:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋