An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".
An Englishman gives it a guitar, which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irishman gives it a piano, which it plays better than Elton John.
A Scotsman then throws it a set of bagpipes...
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bag pipes and then Scotsman then asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"?
The Octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna f**k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!"
2007-06-08 11:49:13 · 42 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well Joe 90 I didn't see it! and it seems plenty of others didn't either or they wouldn't be laughing now. Still it got you two points so why worry? x
2007-06-08 12:36:45 · update #1
I'm easily offended, so I didn't read it.
When I finished not reading it, I fell off my chair laughing!
Very Funny! And you told it so well!
2007-06-08 12:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by Vincent A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
still grinning from ear to ear , thats after reading everyone elses remarks . You get top marks for being a pro !!
2007-06-08 12:21:15 · answer #2 · answered by stew j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Finally someone with a sense of humour
2007-06-09 03:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by Stellar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao best ive read today 10/10 and a star
2007-06-09 00:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by Quinn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, ha ha, 9 out of 10
2007-06-08 11:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-08 11:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-06-08 11:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by cindy h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-06-08 11:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by la buena bruja 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of my best friends are Scots, and believe me, they would think that's funny.......... have a star :)
2007-06-08 11:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by Angelwitch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from a 56 year old mum of 3 - they and i think it's great !!!!!
2007-06-08 12:07:25 · answer #10 · answered by Helen S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋