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A guy dies and goes to heaven, while waiting he sees a gaurd with about 40 watches on, he asks the gaurd what they are, and he says they are lie counters for every U.S. pesident. The guy asks for George washington's it has moved once to thr right mean he lied once, he asks for Lincolns and it has moved 2 times meaning he has lied twice. He asks for Bush's and the guard says "sorry you can't have it, jesus is using it as a cieling fan."

funny or not?

2007-06-08 11:26:55 · 10 answers · asked by fabregasfan 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

funny as hell

2007-06-08 11:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by avid_rafter765 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

2007-06-08 18:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

i dont get it,i had to read it again but does he mean that he lies a lot?

2007-06-08 18:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by ~I Am A Million Pieces Of The Sky 4 · 1 0

extremely funny dude.

2007-06-08 18:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by Freak on a leash 3 · 1 1

nice

2007-06-08 19:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by nightstemplar 3 · 0 1

sure.
it doesn't technically work, but it still is funny.

2007-06-08 18:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by <3 2 · 0 1

sorry not that funny

2007-06-08 18:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0 1

i dont get it so not

2007-06-08 18:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

lol

2007-06-08 18:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0 1

not

2007-06-08 18:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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