A guy dies and goes to heaven, while waiting he sees a gaurd with about 40 watches on, he asks the gaurd what they are, and he says they are lie counters for every U.S. pesident. The guy asks for George washington's it has moved once to thr right mean he lied once, he asks for Lincolns and it has moved 2 times meaning he has lied twice. He asks for Bush's and the guard says "sorry you can't have it, jesus is using it as a cieling fan."
funny or not?
2007-06-08
11:26:55
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