Thirty things to make you smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.
2007-06-08 11:26:05 · 10 answers · asked by auroa26 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Love'em all! LOL.
2007-06-11 05:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all the little things in life that make it interesting. I just had a conversation with my boyfriend about this very thing, and we both agreed little things keep us coming back to each other----a sweet look, a kooky phrase---any number of LITTLE things, make the big package better!
2016-05-20 04:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by margret 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my faves are 1, 4, 6, 8, 11, 18, and 24
good job
2007-06-08 11:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The doe came out of the forest said "Last time I do that for a buck"
JULIA G>
2007-06-08 11:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good points! Funny!
2007-06-08 11:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lke them a lot
describe a day in a life perfectly
ta lots
2007-06-09 03:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good gotta star!
2007-06-08 11:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you didn't say you found my profile i thought i lost it
thank you for sharing it with everyone now they know why i smile all the time
2007-06-08 11:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wowowo relaxing reading your message.
2007-06-08 11:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by Dayan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good One LOL
2007-06-10 06:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋