A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka."
Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks and the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.
The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
This goes on for the next few nights. Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."
2007-06-08 11:20:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, ha, ha! That was excellent!
2007-06-08 11:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by jacobwechsel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!
that was super funny
i wasn't expecting that
thanks for the laugh
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-08 11:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-08 11:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! Oh, My God Gina! That was abhorrently funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2016-04-01 11:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahahahahhahahahah thats so cool everymans dream
2007-06-08 11:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross!!!
But funny star for you.
2007-06-08 11:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaa thats funny.
2007-06-08 11:25:01 · answer #7 · answered by ♥I_rock_you♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a1frogluver is right
GROSS!
STAR 4 U
2007-06-08 11:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2007-06-08 12:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by nightstemplar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me too
2007-06-08 11:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋