in my gay car, actually, (it's not gay)
go for an 8 mile gay run, (again, not really gay)
walk my gay dog, (again,she is fixed, not really gay)
go to the gay grocery store, (live in the suburbs, so not gay)
clean my gay house, (well it is decorated nice...so maybe gay)
read a little in my gay book, (no, it's about civil rights for blacks)
and then call it an evening in my gay bed.(I share it with a guy, so o.k., maybe gay)
tomorrow
I will go to my gay gym, (nope, it's straight)
lay by the gay pool, (nope neighborhood pool, in suburbs)
fix a gay dinner, (mmm, I am a good cook, so maybe a little gay)
entertain some gay friends for dinner, (yep, all but 2 are gay)
Sunday
I will go to my gay church, (nope, straight Methodist, with a few gay members)
Run a gay 10 miles, (again, nope running through my neighborhood)
Read the gay paper, (nope, Dallas news)
Are you frightened by my homosexual agenda for the weekend?
2007-06-08 10:35:20 · 29 answers · asked by G.C. 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Here is wishing you well...when you get off work...go home, get off of the freaking comoputer...go outside and enjoy the beautiful world God has given us. Until Monday...see ya.
2007-06-08 10:36:07 · update #1
Wow - sooooo scary ;-) If you're running in Dallas this time of year, be sure to drink lots of (gay???) water so you don't dehydrate and pass out (I was gonna say Gay-tor-ade, but that would be tooooo cheesy, even for me) - it's hot down there, y'all!!!
Enjoy your weekend and be well - sounds like a good one to me!
2007-06-08 10:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Everyone is a little nervous going to class reunions.. Remember as this is the 20 year reunion there will still be those few people who feel the need to get drunk and act stupid.. Go, introduce your partner and enjoy your evening.. Those who don't accept you for who you are and want to make trouble will only make themselves look foolish especially if you and your partner keep your cool.. Class reunions usually work like this.. 5 years no one has changed they all act just as stupidly as they acted in H.S. 10 years a few have grown up but most act stupidly. 15 years the majority have grown up a few act stupidly 20 4-5 act stupidly the rest have grown up and will tell those acting stupidly that they are idiots.. 25 years.. All but 1-2 are grown up the 1-2 who aren't find the evening boring and drink themselves into a stupor very quickly.. Just keep an eye on the room mingle but don't allow yourselves to be cornered.. If someone begins to attack walk away they have the choice of stopping or following and making themselves look foolish.. Others will step in and tell the idiots to back off just keep your cool.. Have a great time and remember most reunions are at hotels with pools so you may get a chance to show off your abs if you stay at the hotel and use the pool :)
2016-04-01 11:09:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm bi, but your weekend sounds a hell of a lot better than what I've got planned. I guess a bi weekend can't compare to a gay weekend! Have fun!
To "biggestjesusfan": I spoke to God just an hour ago and he didn't have a problem with the gay thing at all. He was wearing the nicest pumps, too.
2007-06-08 15:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I hope you have a great weekend. I was going to say have a gay old weekend but I was afraid you'd take it the wrong way. Just go home & hug your guy
2007-06-08 11:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by For Da Be Dan- Liza p 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh noes I read this I might catch "The Gay."
The part about the gay agenda made me cry with laughter. Have a good weekend man.
2007-06-08 10:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Scott B 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
WHAAAT?!? Just when I was in the Pink of health!
Now you've brought that up, when I'm just through reading my pink papers [The economic Times],
fed my pink Panther
who was so starteled by your question
he bit down on my Pinkie
and I'm bleeding red blood over my pink champagne!!!!
I'm turning Pink with envy!
Have a nice weekend.
2007-06-09 04:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by krishna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing frightens me except your overuse of the word "gay." Good heavens - maybe you need to find a gay school and learn yourself some gay English so you're not so gaily redundant.
Sounds like a wonderful weekend - enjoy it. :)
2007-06-08 11:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You must be serious - I've only been with my partner for 15 years (not gay).
Have a nice weekend both of you.
2007-06-08 10:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Have a nice, gay weekend.
2007-06-08 10:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by mury902 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You must own a monopoly on all the gay in your town. No one can out-gay you!
2007-06-08 10:41:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋